Sunday, January 23, 2011

How to troll people who annoy you on an airplane


Trolling people on an airplane

We've all been there. You're stuck on a flight, and some tool comes and sits next to you. He might spill peanuts all over you. He might have an annoying child and won't tell it to stop crying. Hell, he might just be one of those people that doesn't shut up trying to flirt with the flight attendants. If this happens again, now you can be prepared. Follow these easy steps for instant relief from annoying passengers:

1- Remove your laptop from its bag

2- Open the laptop slowly and carefully

3- Turn on

4- Ensure the passenger next to you is watching

5- Turn on the sound

6- Close your eyes for a brief moment, open them again, turn your gaze upwards to the skies as if in prayer

7- Take a deep breath and open this site -  http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html


8- Oh, and clear your history to avoid going to jail.

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Posted by Zody at Sunday, January 23, 2011
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23 comments:

  1. jonwintersJanuary 23, 2011 at 1:50 AM

    the math teacher on weeds had a similar style in dealing with those incredibly annoying pests that are assigned to sit next to you on planes, though his was regular porn and that is probably something different, eh.

    followin, supporting daily, good luck with nutritional things and such.

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  2. HumblenoodleJanuary 23, 2011 at 2:27 AM

    ahaha I want to see if anyone tries this lol

    following.

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  3. BENJanuary 23, 2011 at 3:37 AM

    lol wut lol wut..
    thefitmuscle.blogspot.com

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  4. SnuggsJanuary 23, 2011 at 3:55 AM

    Wow, I had a nice laugh. Followed.


    http://rhetoricrants.blogspot.com/

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  5. jackedfibrasjobrahJanuary 23, 2011 at 5:10 AM

    I'm 12 and what is this. Followed ?

    http://jackedbrah.blogspot.com

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  6. IsaacJanuary 23, 2011 at 7:03 AM

    LOL that is great, probably a 1 way ticket to federal PMITA prison though

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  7. speakers4uJanuary 23, 2011 at 8:23 AM

    oh lawd i lold



    http://interestingfunnynews.blogspot.com/

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  8. ChrisJanuary 23, 2011 at 1:19 PM

    I dont dare to click on the site...what is it?

    And oh, followed and supported.

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  9. Major MackJanuary 23, 2011 at 2:09 PM

    Im with chris.... :)

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  10. ZodyJanuary 23, 2011 at 2:19 PM

    Lol chillout brahs. It's safe.

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  11. MKDJanuary 23, 2011 at 4:49 PM

    LMAO that is GOD TIER trollin'

    Consequences will never be the same tho.

    Follo'd
    http://the-viral-network.blogspot.com

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  12. rumblerJanuary 23, 2011 at 5:41 PM

    classic
    supporting
    hit me back at numberrumber.blogspot.com

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  13. WayneJanuary 23, 2011 at 6:02 PM

    haha i lold

    sSp3ct.blogspot.com

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  14. ValveWorldJanuary 23, 2011 at 8:25 PM

    Omg you will get busted for this, fun!

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  15. The Facts of VidyaJanuary 24, 2011 at 4:11 AM

    I refuse to click on that link as I am terrified to know where it leads to!

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  16. SkyBlueJanuary 24, 2011 at 5:09 AM

    Hello~! I find those people who annoy others are annoying. So don't annoy others ;p. I don't like to be annoyed! Man that is annoying
    I have followed your blog.

    Could you follow mine too please at:
    SkyBlueTrading Blog

    If any blogger would like to get their blogs followed by others, please visit my blog too~ I have a list of followers who are likely to follow you back! The list is located to the left side of my blog. Follow me and add a comment, I'll add your bloglink to my list~

    Thanks!

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  17. Schla.mp3January 24, 2011 at 7:44 AM

    i dont get it its some amazon advertisment

    everybody who is interested in more followers
    you follow me: www.samboism.blogspot.com
    and i will return the favor ;)

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  18. thegoldenchildJanuary 24, 2011 at 11:16 AM

    fck yaaaa.


    supporting.
    http://thegoldenchild3.blogspot.com/

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  19. The WyrdremJanuary 25, 2011 at 2:11 AM

    hey! you posted my profile pic. trollface

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  20. whythefaceJanuary 25, 2011 at 7:01 PM

    #8 just made me not want to click on the site :P


    http://yinniegirl.blogspot.com/

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  21. RylaiJanuary 27, 2011 at 1:58 AM

    hahahaha dang

    ballandkicks.blogspot.com

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  22. Poetry of the DayFebruary 2, 2011 at 10:28 AM

    oh i can troll them all day

    -come support Famous Poetry about life

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  23. philFebruary 4, 2011 at 2:18 AM

    love it!

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